• The 12-step chocoholics program:
  NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!

• Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces.  Judith Viorst

• Chocolate: Here today …. Gone today!
  Nobody knows the truffles I’ve seen!

• I  don’t understand why so many “so called” chocolate lovers complain about the calories in chocolate, when all true chocoholics know that it is a vegetable. It comes from the cocoa bean, beans are veggies, ’nuff said.

• Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment.

• When the going gets tough, the tough eat chocolate.

• Q:  Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
  A:  Because no one wants to quit.

• Chocolate is a Vegetable: chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar beets. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable. To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.

Enjoy !